How to last longer in bed

1. Buy a bottle of honey.
2. Get enough white onions...
3. Peel it
4. Boil it like 2 minutes to steam.
5. Then blend it to paste.
6. Pour it inside the honey and
mix it.
7. Take 2 teaspoons morning and evening, I give you two weeks assurance.....

It's a natural way of increasing men performance in bed.......

Foreigners and the kind of work they do in Nigeria

Foreigners and the kind of work they do in Nigeria

People migrate for different reasons; the reason can be classified as economical, political, social or environmental.

The list below shows the foreigners and the kind of job they do in Nigeria.

1. Togolese

These sets of people are known for selling EWA AGOYIN (a delicious beans recipe popular for its mushy texture and tasty sauce). Ewa Agoyin as I heard has been saving life in Lagos since 1600 BC lol, just taste this food for once and you will automatically be addicted to it.

 

2. Ghanians 

These black counterparts are known as PUFFPUFF sellers. Ghanaians are synonymous to puffpuff , they are our kids friend early in the morning you will see these children trooping outside waiting for that sound make by these puff puff sellers some adults also take this puff puff as first  food before the main breakfast in the morning.

 
3. Nigerians

This people came all the way from Niger mostly through northern part of the country at time we can't differentiate them from Hausa/Fulani man because they look alike a lot they are mostly called aboki. They work as gate-men, street hawkers (tailoring, okada riding, shoe shinning etc.)
 

  4. Cameroonian

This people are known for farming, fishing and trading because of their proximity to Niger delta and most of their youth can become oil bunkers, militants, they can be found in Niger delta area of Nigeria.

 
5. South African

South Africans mostly do office works as most of them here are professionals and because of their many companies in Nigeria like dstv, mtn shoprite e.t.c.
 

6.     Indian/Korean/Turkish

These sets of people majorly work in manufacturing companies especially in lagos people refers to them as koraa, they work 24/7 as shifting work, they can be terrible at time, they employ most Nigerians as casual workers and use the hell out of them. 
 

    7. The west( American, French and co)

These are the professionals employed by the government or work for multinational companies like google, shell, chevron, Microsoft e.t.c. They are sometime kidnaped by some unknown men because they believe they are loaded with cash.
 

Simple Trick Men Use To Attract Women

Simple Trick Men Use To Attract Women

If you are expecting me to mention;
1. Appearance
2. Personality
3. Six-packs
4. Dressing
5. Diction.
You are on a long thing. The only simple trick to attract women is:

MONEY.

What are friends for?

Hahahaha, friends are always wonderful.

I reached home late last night and dad asked me "where were you?
Me : At a friend's place dad.
In front of me, dad called 10 of my friends.
4 of them said "yes sir, he was here",
2 said "he just left sir",
3 said "he's here sir, studying, should I give the phone to him? ��������and 1 of them went an extra mile to speak to dad (in my voice) "Yes dad...what's happening, am at my friends place"
I fainted. *seenoevil*

If you value your crazy friends pass your comment, I do have many...

Ongoing Graduate and Non-Graduate recruitment

Ongoing Graduate and Non-Graduate recruitment at Denna Rossi Limited

DENNA ROSSI LIMITED ,
OND/HND/BSC JOBS , PORT HARCOURT JOBS
Denna Rossi Limited is a Fast Moving Consumer Goods company (FMCG) who are into the production and distribution of Juice, Water, Alcholic and Non-alcholic beverages, located in Port Harcourt, with branches nationwide need smarts and skilled individuals to fill the vacant job positions below:
Job Title: Warehouse Manager
Location: Rivers
Requirement
Interested candidates should possess relevant qualifications.
Job Title: Warehouse Officer
Location: Rivers
Requirement
Interested candidates should possess relevant qualifications.
Job Title: Logistics Manager
Location: Rivers
Requirement
Interested candidates should possess relevant qualifications.
Job Title: Logistics Officer
Location: Rivers
Requirement
Interested candidates should possess relevant qualifications.
Job Title: Sales Manager
Location: Rivers
Requirement
Interested candidates should possess relevant qualifications.
Job Title: Financial Controller/Accountant
Location: Rivers
Requirement
Interested candidates should possess relevant qualifications.
Job Title: Technical Expert & Operator
Location: Rivers
Requirement
Interested candidates should possess relevant qualifications.
Job Title: Safety Officer
Location: Rivers
Requirement
Interested candidates should possess relevant qualifications.
Job Title: Executive/Representative & Canvasser
Location: Rivers
Requirement
Interested candidates should possess relevant qualifications.
Job Title: Quality Control & Assurance Analyst
Location: Rivers
Requirement
Interested candidates should possess relevant qualifications.
Job Title: Factory Supervisor
Location: Rivers
Requirement
Interested candidates should possess relevant qualifications.
Job Title: Electrical Engineer
Location: Rivers
Requirement
Interested candidates should possess relevant qualifications.
Job Title: Generator Operator
Location: Rivers
Requirement
Interested candidates should possess relevant qualifications.
Job Title: Auto Engineer
Location: Rivers
Requirement
Interested candidates should possess relevant qualifications.
Job Title: Vehicle Maintenance Officer
Location: Rivers
Requirement
Interested candidates should possess relevant qualifications.
Job Title: Driver
Location: Rivers
Requirement
Interested candidates should possess relevant qualifications.
How to Apply
Qualified and interested candidates should send their application letter and CV's stating the position they are applying for as the subject of the email to: hr2@dennarossi.com
Application Deadline 12th July, 2016.

In case you find some of this useful:

Just in case you find some of this gibberish useful:

Meaning of some IT terms
1.) GOOGLE - Global Organization Of Oriented Group Language Of Earth.
2.) YAHOO - Yet Another Hierarchical Officious Oracle.
3.) WINDOW - Wide Interactive Network Development for Office work Solution.
4.) COMPUTER - Common Oriented Machine Particularly United and used under Technical and Educational Research.
5.) VIRUS - Vital Information Resources Under Siege.
6.) UMTS - Universal Mobile Telecommunicati ons System.
7.) AMOLED - Active-matrix organic light-emitting diode.
8.) OLED - Organic light-emitting diode.
9.) IMEI - International Mobile Equipment Identity.
10.) ESN - Electronic Serial Number.
11.) UPS - Uninterruptible power supply.
12. HDMI - High-Definition Multimedia Interface.
13.) VPN - Virtual private network.
14.) APN - Access Point Name.
15.) SIM - Subscriber Identity Module.
16.) LED - Light emitting diode.
17.) DLNA - Digital Living Network Alliance.
18.) RAM - Random access memory.
19.) ROM - Read only memory.
20.) VGA - Video Graphics Array.
21.) QVGA - Quarter Video Graphics Array.
22.) WVGA - Wide video graphics array.
23.) WXGA - Widescreen Extended Graphics Array.
24.) USB - Universal serial Bus.
25.) WLAN - Wireless Local Area Network.
26.) PPI - Pixels Per Inch.
27.) LCD - Liquid Crystal Display.
28.) HSDPA - High speed down-link packet access.
29.) HSUPA - High-Speed Uplink Packet Access.
30.) HSPA - High Speed Packet Access.
31.) GPRS - General Packet Radio Service.
32.) EDGE - Enhanced Data Rates for Globa Evolution.
33.) NFC - Near field communication.
34.) OTG - On-the-go.
35.) S-LCD - Super Liquid Crystal Display.
36.) O.S. - Operating system.
37.) SNS - Social network service.
38.) H.S - HOTSPOT.
39.) P.O.I - Point of interest.
40.) GPS - Global Positioning System.
41.) DVD - Digital Video Disk.
42.) DTP - Desk top publishing.
43.) DNSE - Digital natural sound engine.
44.) OVI - Ohio Video Intranet.
45.) CDMA - Code Division Multiple Access.
46.) WCDMA - Wide-band Code Division Multiple Access.
47.) GSM - Global System for Mobile Communications.
48.) WI-FI - Wireless Fidelity.
49.) DIVX - Digital internet video access.
50.) APK - Authenticated public key.
51.) J2ME - Java 2 micro edition.
52.) SIS - Installation source.
53.) DELL - Digital electronic link library.
54.) ACER - Acquisition Collaboration Experimentation Reflection.
55.) RSS - Really simple syndication.
56.) TFT - Thin film transistor.
57.) AMR- Adaptive Multi-Rate.
58.) MPEG - moving pictures experts group.
59.) IVRS - Interactive Voice Response System.
60.) HP - Hewlett Packard.

A man and a woman

A woman came out of her house and saw 3 old men with long white beards sitting in her front yard. She did not recognize them. She said "I don't think I know you, but you must be hungry.
Please come in and have something to eat."
"Is the man of the house home?", they asked.
"No", she replied. "He's out."
"Then we cannot come in", they replied.
In the evening when her husband came home, she told him what had happened.
"Go tell them I am home and invite them in!"
The woman went out and invited the men in"
"We do not go into a House together," they replied.
"Why is that?" she asked.
One of the old men explained: "His name is Wealth," he said pointing to one of his friends, and said pointing to another one, "He is Success, and I am
Love." Then he added, "Now go in and discuss with your husband which one of us you want in your home."
The woman went in and told her husband what was said. Her husband was overjoyed. "How nice!!", he said.
"Since that is the case, let us invite Wealth. Let him come and fill our home with wealth!"
His wife disagreed. "My dear, why don't we invite Success?"
Their daughter-in-law was listening from the other corner of the house.
She jumped in with her own
suggestion: "Would it not be better to invite Love? Our home will then be filled with love!"
"Let us heed our daughter-in-law's advice," said the husband to his wife.
"Go out and invite Love to be our guest."
The woman went out and asked the 3 old men, "Which one of you is Love?
Please come in and be our guest."
Love got up and started walking toward the house. The other 2 also got up and followed him. Surprised, the
lady asked Wealth and Success: "I only invited Love, Why are you coming
in?"
The old men replied together: "If you had invited Wealth or Success, the other two of us would've stayed out, but since you invited Love, wherever
He goes, we go with him. Wherever there is Love, there is also Wealth and Success!!!!!!"
MY WISH FOR YOU...
-Where there is pain, I wish you peace and mercy.
-Where there is self-doubting, I wish you a renewed confidence in your ability to work through it.
-Where there is tiredness, or
exhaustion, I wish you understanding, patience, and renewed strength.
-Where there is fear, I wish you love, and courage.