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Ongoing Graduate and Non-Graduate recruitment

Ongoing Graduate and Non-Graduate recruitment at Denna Rossi Limited

DENNA ROSSI LIMITED ,
OND/HND/BSC JOBS , PORT HARCOURT JOBS
Denna Rossi Limited is a Fast Moving Consumer Goods company (FMCG) who are into the production and distribution of Juice, Water, Alcholic and Non-alcholic beverages, located in Port Harcourt, with branches nationwide need smarts and skilled individuals to fill the vacant job positions below:
Job Title: Warehouse Manager
Location: Rivers
Requirement
Interested candidates should possess relevant qualifications.
Job Title: Warehouse Officer
Location: Rivers
Requirement
Interested candidates should possess relevant qualifications.
Job Title: Logistics Manager
Location: Rivers
Requirement
Interested candidates should possess relevant qualifications.
Job Title: Logistics Officer
Location: Rivers
Requirement
Interested candidates should possess relevant qualifications.
Job Title: Sales Manager
Location: Rivers
Requirement
Interested candidates should possess relevant qualifications.
Job Title: Financial Controller/Accountant
Location: Rivers
Requirement
Interested candidates should possess relevant qualifications.
Job Title: Technical Expert & Operator
Location: Rivers
Requirement
Interested candidates should possess relevant qualifications.
Job Title: Safety Officer
Location: Rivers
Requirement
Interested candidates should possess relevant qualifications.
Job Title: Executive/Representative & Canvasser
Location: Rivers
Requirement
Interested candidates should possess relevant qualifications.
Job Title: Quality Control & Assurance Analyst
Location: Rivers
Requirement
Interested candidates should possess relevant qualifications.
Job Title: Factory Supervisor
Location: Rivers
Requirement
Interested candidates should possess relevant qualifications.
Job Title: Electrical Engineer
Location: Rivers
Requirement
Interested candidates should possess relevant qualifications.
Job Title: Generator Operator
Location: Rivers
Requirement
Interested candidates should possess relevant qualifications.
Job Title: Auto Engineer
Location: Rivers
Requirement
Interested candidates should possess relevant qualifications.
Job Title: Vehicle Maintenance Officer
Location: Rivers
Requirement
Interested candidates should possess relevant qualifications.
Job Title: Driver
Location: Rivers
Requirement
Interested candidates should possess relevant qualifications.
How to Apply
Qualified and interested candidates should send their application letter and CV's stating the position they are applying for as the subject of the email to: hr2@dennarossi.com
Application Deadline 12th July, 2016.

In case you find some of this useful:


Just in case you find some of this gibberish useful:
Meaning of some IT terms
1.) GOOGLE - Global Organization Of Oriented Group Language Of Earth.
2.) YAHOO - Yet Another Hierarchical Officious Oracle.
3.) WINDOW - Wide Interactive Network Development for Office work Solution.
4.) COMPUTER - Common Oriented Machine Particularly United and used under Technical and Educational Research.
5.) VIRUS - Vital Information Resources Under Siege.
6.) UMTS - Universal Mobile Telecommunicati ons System.
7.) AMOLED - Active-matrix organic light-emitting diode.
8.) OLED - Organic light-emitting diode.
9.) IMEI - International Mobile Equipment Identity.
10.) ESN - Electronic Serial Number.
11.) UPS - Uninterruptible power supply.
12. HDMI - High-Definition Multimedia Interface.
13.) VPN - Virtual private network.
14.) APN - Access Point Name.
15.) SIM - Subscriber Identity Module.
16.) LED - Light emitting diode.
17.) DLNA - Digital Living Network Alliance.
18.) RAM - Random access memory.
19.) ROM - Read only memory.
20.) VGA - Video Graphics Array.
21.) QVGA - Quarter Video Graphics Array.
22.) WVGA - Wide video graphics array.
23.) WXGA - Widescreen Extended Graphics Array.
24.) USB - Universal serial Bus.
25.) WLAN - Wireless Local Area Network.
26.) PPI - Pixels Per Inch.
27.) LCD - Liquid Crystal Display.
28.) HSDPA - High speed down-link packet access.
29.) HSUPA - High-Speed Uplink Packet Access.
30.) HSPA - High Speed Packet Access.
31.) GPRS - General Packet Radio Service.
32.) EDGE - Enhanced Data Rates for Globa Evolution.
33.) NFC - Near field communication.
34.) OTG - On-the-go.
35.) S-LCD - Super Liquid Crystal Display.
36.) O.S. - Operating system.
37.) SNS - Social network service.
38.) H.S - HOTSPOT.
39.) P.O.I - Point of interest.
40.) GPS - Global Positioning System.
41.) DVD - Digital Video Disk.
42.) DTP - Desk top publishing.
43.) DNSE - Digital natural sound engine.
44.) OVI - Ohio Video Intranet.
45.) CDMA - Code Division Multiple Access.
46.) WCDMA - Wide-band Code Division Multiple Access.
47.) GSM - Global System for Mobile Communications.
48.) WI-FI - Wireless Fidelity.
49.) DIVX - Digital internet video access.
50.) APK - Authenticated public key.
51.) J2ME - Java 2 micro edition.
52.) SIS - Installation source.
53.) DELL - Digital electronic link library.
54.) ACER - Acquisition Collaboration Experimentation Reflection.
55.) RSS - Really simple syndication.
56.) TFT - Thin film transistor.
57.) AMR- Adaptive Multi-Rate.
58.) MPEG - moving pictures experts group.
59.) IVRS - Interactive Voice Response System.
60.) HP - Hewlett Packard.

A man and a woman

A woman came out of her house and saw 3 old men with long white beards sitting in her front yard. She did not recognize them. She said "I don't think I know you, but you must be hungry.
Please come in and have something to eat."
"Is the man of the house home?", they asked.
"No", she replied. "He's out."
"Then we cannot come in", they replied.
In the evening when her husband came home, she told him what had happened.
"Go tell them I am home and invite them in!"
The woman went out and invited the men in"
"We do not go into a House together," they replied.
"Why is that?" she asked.
One of the old men explained: "His name is Wealth," he said pointing to one of his friends, and said pointing to another one, "He is Success, and I am
Love." Then he added, "Now go in and discuss with your husband which one of us you want in your home."
The woman went in and told her husband what was said. Her husband was overjoyed. "How nice!!", he said.
"Since that is the case, let us invite Wealth. Let him come and fill our home with wealth!"
His wife disagreed. "My dear, why don't we invite Success?"
Their daughter-in-law was listening from the other corner of the house.
She jumped in with her own
suggestion: "Would it not be better to invite Love? Our home will then be filled with love!"
"Let us heed our daughter-in-law's advice," said the husband to his wife.
"Go out and invite Love to be our guest."
The woman went out and asked the 3 old men, "Which one of you is Love?
Please come in and be our guest."
Love got up and started walking toward the house. The other 2 also got up and followed him. Surprised, the
lady asked Wealth and Success: "I only invited Love, Why are you coming
in?"
The old men replied together: "If you had invited Wealth or Success, the other two of us would've stayed out, but since you invited Love, wherever
He goes, we go with him. Wherever there is Love, there is also Wealth and Success!!!!!!"
MY WISH FOR YOU...
-Where there is pain, I wish you peace and mercy.
-Where there is self-doubting, I wish you a renewed confidence in your ability to work through it.
-Where there is tiredness, or
exhaustion, I wish you understanding, patience, and renewed strength.
-Where there is fear, I wish you love, and courage.

Nigeria Internet Registration Association (NIRA) Job Vacancies

Nigeria Internet Registration Association (NIRA) Job Vacancies

OND/HND/BSC JOBS
Nigeria Internet Registration Association (NIRA) is an independent not-for-profit, self regulatory and self governing organization founded on March 23, 2005 as a stakeholder-led organization, charged with the responsibility of managing the "ng" country code Top Level Domain (ccTLD) name space in
the public interest of Nigeria and global internet community.
The Association seeks energetic and self motivated individuals to fill the vacant position below:
Job Title: Programme Officer, (Training) NiRa Academy
Location: Nigeria
Reporting to: The Chief Operating Officer
Responsibilities
The Programme Officer will be primarily responsible for:
Building relationships with strategic partners for policy and programmes
Managing contract and reporting on activities
Developing annual training plan and training calendar for targeted audience
Assessing training needs based on input from corporate clients to design specialized training
Researching and developing training content for specific courses and identifying training providers as required
Facilitating programmes and project workshops for managing stakeholders expectations and key messages of communication
Conducting evaluation of all training (facilitator, environment, logistics, contents, etc) with a view to continuously improving training programs
Ensuring that the relevant defined systems, methodologies and processes are adhered to in order to deliver effective training sessions
Developing program policies and monitoring programs budget
Supporting the implementation and maintenance of a robust training system and ensuring alignment with the Academy’s strategic goals
Working collaboratively with NIRA Academy Management Board to research, define and develop training courses for a targeted audience
Designing and developing training policies and procedures that governs the development of the training knowledge area
Carrying our any other work as assigned by the Dean, NiRA Academy and the Chief Operating Officer
Qualifications and Attribute
B. Sc, BA, B.Ed degree from a recognized institution with a minimum of second class upper degree
Post-NYSC experience of nor less than 5 years
At least 2 years’ experience working at middle managerial or senior managerial role
Must have worked in a training institute for at least 3 years
Project Management skills / certificate would be an added advantage
Result- oriented, excellent communication and presentation skills
Ability to write formal and factual reports and intensive knowledge on training research and presentations
Ability to work on own initiative and communicate effectively with management and other business stakeholders
Job Title: Senior Accountant
Location: Nigeria
Reporting to: The Chief Operating Officer
Responsibilities
The senior accountant will be primarily responsible for:
Designing and developing relevant accounting policies procedures and controls for NIRA
Preparing and recording asset, liability revenue and expenses entries by compiling and analyzing accounting information
Avoiding legal challenges by complying with legal requirements; including statutory obligations, withholding, corporate tax, VAT and PAYE
Securing financial information by scheduling database backups
Training and mentoring junior Accounting Staff
Making recommendations to the Chief Operating Officer based on analysis and status of reserves, assets and expenditures
Reviewing journal entries of Junior accountants to ensure accuracy
Performing various analysis and preparing accounts reconciliation
Maintaining and balancing subsidiary accounts by verifying, allocating, posting, reconciling transactions; resolving discrepancies
Summarizing financial status by collating information; preparing balts4ce sheet, revenue account and other affiliated statements
Processing payroll as at when due under the supervision of the Chief Operating Officer and generating pays slips for staff with cor&cr information showing statutory deductions
Enforcing and monitoring compliance with accounting policies aria procedures
Maintaining asset register and account payable and receivable rerecords for audit purposes
Interfacing with external auditors: assisting with financial and tax audit
Carrying out any other work as assigned by the Chief Operating Officer
Qualifications and Attribute
Bachelor’s degree in Finance, Accounting or Business related discipline with a minimum of second class upper division
ACA or .ACCA is mandatory
Three years post- ICAN qualification is mandatory
Must have at least 10 years post-NYSC experience in financial management and administration
Advanced experience with MS Word, MS Excel and PowerPoint.
Strong analytical and accounting skills
Budget monitoring and execution skills
Ability to prepare accurate and timely financial records
Ability to work independently and collaboratively with different levels of staff
How to Apply
Interested and qualified candidates should send their CV's to: hiring@lohiconsult.ng indicating the position applied for as subject of email.
Note: Selected candidates will be required to resume within the shortest possible time from the date of hiring
Application Deadline 12th July, 2016.

Vacancies in a New Food Processing Company in Ikorodu, Lagos

Vacancies in a New Food Processing Company in Ikorodu, Lagos

A new food processing company based in Ikorodu, Lagos requires the services of suitably qualified individuals to fill the position of:
Job Title: Secretary
Location: Lagos
Qualifications
Must possess a minimum of HND or First degree from a recognized University or Polytechnic in Secretarial and Studies
At least 2-3 years post qualification experience
Must be computer literate.
Candidates must be living or ready to move to ikorodu axis for easy commuting to work
Job Title: Chartered Accountant
Location: Lagos
Qualifications
B.Sc in Accounting certified in Nigeria or Foreign University with ICAN certification
At least 2-3 years post qualification experience
Must be computer literate.
Candidates must be living or ready to move to ikorodu axis for easy commuting to work
How to Apply
Interested and qualified candidates should send their application letter and CV’s to:
uche26@icloud.com
Application Deadline 2nd July, 2016.

BRIEF CONVERSATION BETWEEN A BOY AND HIS DAD

BRIEF CONVERSATION BETWEEN  A BOY AND HIS DAD

DAD:  Hary,  why didn't you go for the exam?
SON: Paper was tough.
DAD: Without going, how did you know?
SON: Paper was leaked two days ago.

11 STYLES TO GET SUCCESS

11 STYLES TO GET SUCCESS.
1. PLAN while others are playing.
2. STUDY while others are sleeping.
3. DECIDE while others are delaying.
4. PREPARE while others are daydreaming.
5. BEGIN while others are procrastinating.
6. WORK while others are wishing.
7. SAVE while others are wasting.
8. LISTEN while others are talking.
9. SMILE while others are frowning.
10. COMMEND while others are criticizing.
11. PERSIST while others are quitting.

Don't laugh alone

A wife took her ill husband to see the doctor. After d medical routine check-up....the doctor confidentially told wife:
....Give him healthy breakfast daily, be pleasant and in good mood, don'tfight.
... Cook tasty dinner and don't discuss your problems with him.
...Stop watching TV shaws and Facebook.
...Don't demand for money or new jewels.
If you can do this for one year, your  husbandwill be ok. On the way home, Husband asks wife: what did doctor say....?
Wife: your survival is not possible!
Hahahahaha.