How to win him back

1) Get yourself in shape back, do exercise and look good
2 ) Eat good food i.e fruits, honey and be happy.
3 ) Get out of self-pity and depression quickly.
4 ) Dont act so dependent on him anymore and start looking for a job.
5 ) Stop reporting him to his friends/family as it has not yielded fruit. Confide in your own family instead.
6 ) Look for someone else he respects/ looks up to and talk to them about it.
7 ) Try not to pick a fight with him, watch out for any day you see he is in a good mood and discuss your the issue with him.
Thanks for reading.

13 Benefits of smoking (funny but true)

01. Smoking lowers risk of knee-replacement surgery
While smokers might go broke buying a pack of cigarettes, they can at least save money by avoiding knee-replacement surgery. Surprising results from a new study have revealed that men who smoke had less risk of undergoing total joint replacement surgery than those who never smoked.
02. Smoking lowers risk of Parkinson's disease
Numerous studies have identified the uncanny inverse relationship between smoking and Parkinson's disease. Long-term smokers are somehow protected against Parkinson's, and it's not because smokers die of other things earlier.
03. Smoking lowers risk of obesity
Smoking — and, in particular, the nicotine in tobacco smoke — is an appetite suppressant. This has been known for centuries, dating back to indigenous cultures in America in the pre-Columbus era. Tobacco companies caught on by the 1920s and began targeting women with the lure that smoking would make them thinner.
04. Smoking lowers risk of death after some heart attacks
Compared with non-smokers, smokers who have had heart attacks seem to have lower mortality rates and more favorable responses to two kinds of therapy to remove plaque from their arteries: fibrinolytic therapy, which is basically medication; and angioplasty, which removes the plaque by inserting balloons or stents into the arteries.
05. Enjoy Smoke Break Culture
As a smoker, you'll receive unlimited participation in 7-10 minutes of organized puffing and talking with other smokers. These are most often called "smoke breaks".
06. You always have something to do with your hands.
07. To avoid headaches later in the day, always have a cigarette first thing in the morning.
08. Occasional house fires will help keep firemen employed.
09. Always smoke when you are pregnant. Your smoking helps the unborn baby prepare for the air pollution in the real world.
10. You will have a good reason to paint the ceilings every three years
11. You will know when it's time to throw out your old lounge suite by the number of burn marks.
12. Your wife looks sexier after drinking a twelve pack and smoking cigarettes. The downside is, you can't get it up.
13. Smoking only takes one hand while driving. Texting takes two.

#alcoholic

33 Naughty questions to turn him/her on

1. When is the last time you've had a dream about me?
2. If I could only wear yoga pants or short skirts for the rest of my life, what would you choose for me?
3. Guess what color underwear I'm wearing?
4. What's the naughtiest thing you've ever done?
5. What's your most hardcore fantasy?
6. Have you ever said someone else's name during sex, instead of the girl you were with?
7. What's the most sensitive part of your body?
8. Have you ever dated two girls at the same time?
9. Have you ever been caught masturbating?
10. Have you ever had sex outside?
11. Have you ever used a sex toy in bed?
12. When was the last time you masturbated?
13. If you could only have one type of sex for the rest of your life, what would you choose: oral, anal or regular?
14. Hair down there or all bare?
15. What's your favorite sex position when I'm on top?
16. What's your favorite position when you're on top?
17. Do you prefer me wearing makeup or none at all?
18. Do you sleep in pajamas, underwear or nothing at all?
19. If you could only ever sleep with one celebrity, who would you choose?
20. Have you ever felt jealous when you saw me talking to another guy?
21. Would you be angry if you saw me making out with a really hot girl?
22. Of all the things I've done with you in the bedroom, what's your favorite?
23. Have you ever woken up beside someone you regretted sleeping with?
24. What's more important ... boobs or butt?
25. If you could choose between me being slightly overweight or slightly underweight, which would you choose?
26. Have you ever woken the neighbors because you were so loud in the bedroom?
27. Have you read 50 Shades Of Grey? If so, did it turn you on?
28. Have you ever had sex in public?
29. Do you like it when I'm the dominant one in bed or do you prefer leading things?
30. Have you ever had anal sex? How did it go?
31. When was the last time you went to a strip club?
32. Do you think you could give me an orgasm by only touching my breasts and kissing me? Would you like to try?
33. Do my feet turn you on?

How to last longer in bed

1. Buy a bottle of honey.
2. Get enough white onions...
3. Peel it
4. Boil it like 2 minutes to steam.
5. Then blend it to paste.
6. Pour it inside the honey and
mix it.
7. Take 2 teaspoons morning and evening, I give you two weeks assurance.....

It's a natural way of increasing men performance in bed.......

Foreigners and the kind of work they do in Nigeria

Foreigners and the kind of work they do in Nigeria

People migrate for different reasons; the reason can be classified as economical, political, social or environmental.

The list below shows the foreigners and the kind of job they do in Nigeria.

1. Togolese

These sets of people are known for selling EWA AGOYIN (a delicious beans recipe popular for its mushy texture and tasty sauce). Ewa Agoyin as I heard has been saving life in Lagos since 1600 BC lol, just taste this food for once and you will automatically be addicted to it.

 

2. Ghanians 

These black counterparts are known as PUFFPUFF sellers. Ghanaians are synonymous to puffpuff , they are our kids friend early in the morning you will see these children trooping outside waiting for that sound make by these puff puff sellers some adults also take this puff puff as first  food before the main breakfast in the morning.

 
3. Nigerians

This people came all the way from Niger mostly through northern part of the country at time we can't differentiate them from Hausa/Fulani man because they look alike a lot they are mostly called aboki. They work as gate-men, street hawkers (tailoring, okada riding, shoe shinning etc.)
 

  4. Cameroonian

This people are known for farming, fishing and trading because of their proximity to Niger delta and most of their youth can become oil bunkers, militants, they can be found in Niger delta area of Nigeria.

 
5. South African

South Africans mostly do office works as most of them here are professionals and because of their many companies in Nigeria like dstv, mtn shoprite e.t.c.
 

6.     Indian/Korean/Turkish

These sets of people majorly work in manufacturing companies especially in lagos people refers to them as koraa, they work 24/7 as shifting work, they can be terrible at time, they employ most Nigerians as casual workers and use the hell out of them. 
 

    7. The west( American, French and co)

These are the professionals employed by the government or work for multinational companies like google, shell, chevron, Microsoft e.t.c. They are sometime kidnaped by some unknown men because they believe they are loaded with cash.
 

Simple Trick Men Use To Attract Women

Simple Trick Men Use To Attract Women

If you are expecting me to mention;
1. Appearance
2. Personality
3. Six-packs
4. Dressing
5. Diction.
You are on a long thing. The only simple trick to attract women is:

MONEY.

What are friends for?

Hahahaha, friends are always wonderful.

I reached home late last night and dad asked me "where were you?
Me : At a friend's place dad.
In front of me, dad called 10 of my friends.
4 of them said "yes sir, he was here",
2 said "he just left sir",
3 said "he's here sir, studying, should I give the phone to him? ��������and 1 of them went an extra mile to speak to dad (in my voice) "Yes dad...what's happening, am at my friends place"
I fainted. *seenoevil*

If you value your crazy friends pass your comment, I do have many...