Some definations you don't know

Some definitions.......
MARRIAGE:
It's an agreement wherein
a man loses his bachelors degree and a woman gains her masters
TEARS:
The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water-power!
ECSTASY:
A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.
YAWN:
The only time when some married men ever get to open their mouth.
FATHER:
A banker provided by nature.
EXPERIENCE:
The name men give to their
Mistakes.
CLASSIC:
A book which people praise,
but never read.
SMILE:
A curve that can set
a lot of things straight!